No, not me, although I would find that description amusing if it came from someone I wasn't too annoyed with otherwise. I was randomly flicking through people's links (because just occasionally I take a night off from kicking arse and do aimless web-surfing for a bit) and came across Too Vegan To Function, a gem of a blog with detailed advice on being vegan in a variety of situations. It hasn't been updated for a while, but that doesn't diminish what is there.
30*cough*something English vegan in Scotland. Enamoured of ducks and coffee. Not enamoured of finding milk in a packet of cashew nuts. I make cake and sometimes make trouble. I don't bite unless the intended victim asks nicely and offers chocolate. That's part of what being vegan is about.